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Sol Sön's avatar

I think I found the perfect solution, just declare all British citizen as Palestinians so that the government can get rid of them, change the name of the country from England to israel, and that’s it , problem solved.

Baz's avatar

Don’t be giving them ideas 😰

Dx's avatar

Not all British citizens are English 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿(no N. Ireland emoji but anyway it may soon be part of 🇮🇪 again) 👍🏼

Dx's avatar

We are all Palestinians! 🇵🇸

Klaus Hubbertz's avatar

Please, don't get things upside-down.

Israel IS the UK's proxy in the ME; entirely a brain-child of theirs !!!

𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓦𝓸𝓵𝓯𝓮's avatar

Fuck Israel😤

Free Palestine🍉🇵🇸 ✊

Look ma, I'm a terrorist🤷‍♀️🤣

gypsy33's avatar

I’ll do ya one better, Jasmine. I support Hamas, Hezbollah and the Hout’his! 😁

Oh hold on, there are some men in dark suits at my front door…

Sol Sön's avatar

Relax, they are coming to vaccinate you.

Drink some tap water “if it’s fluoridated” if not, just go to the store and search for a couple of bottles, “nestle water got plenty”, ho and don’t forget to brush your teeth. “With more fluoride”, you’ll be happy and sedated. “For a while”.

Doc Ellis 124's avatar

fuck 'em all, let the devil sort 'em out

AOC11's avatar

Everyone knows that the UN is an antisemitic organization created for the sole purpose of undemining Israel's dominion over the rest of the world. But rest assured that IOF will not hesitate to its representatives currently moonlighting as US officials to neutralize this report and quash any legal proceedings that may result from this report.

And if necessary, IOF will discover bunkers under the UN buildings…

Mark Keating's avatar

Unlikely. There are no hospitals at UN Headquarters.

Philippa Rees's avatar

But there are reinforced steel-clad human shields! Why not test new weapons on them? They are all replaceable by identical others.

Mark Keating's avatar

Well that's a horse of a different color! When it comes to weapon testing all bets are off. Civilians - or should I say human shields? - schools, hospitals, places of worship, historical and cultural landmarks, whales... All fair game. As long as it ONLY testing. Very, very thorough testing. Sometimes multiple times a day.

AOC11's avatar

Oh that's a good point

Baz's avatar

Satire aside - how many more have to die before the US/UK (axis of death providers) will have appeased their ally sufficiently and Isreal’s psychotic leadership is satisfied?

Dimitris Alexopoulos's avatar

Thousands ao that the stocks prices of the good arm companies stay high and the shareholders happy, is there a nobler cause?

Baz's avatar

That’s definitely an element but how much knowledge of this cruel cycle of destruction needs to get through the MSM’s propaganda before the critical mass required to stop it is achieved. It seems hopeless.

Remsomm's avatar

Satire aside - until a greater Israel is established.

In Genesis 15:18, God expanded on the promise, saying that He had given the land to Abraham's descendants, from the river of Egypt to the Euphrates.

So that's basically from Egypt to Baghdad. Can you remember ISIS slaying civilians and the "moderate" terrorists were treated at you know where. The place that is not real. They were cleaning the Levant for somebody. Think about it. Thank you for mentioning Toyota driving clan at the end Laura. Kudos to you. It's dark out there.

Jennifer Akdemir's avatar

Poor old Israel, misunderstood as always. To think that you can't slaughter thousands of kids without some handwringing do-gooders claiming you did it on purpose!! And all because we tried to establish a state based on the book of law of the Holy Free Market. Lord Musk, lift the scales from the eyes of our enemies. Or at least give us free rein to kill them.

Amaterasu Solar's avatar

Humbly, Our children are not baby goats, and here's why:

Our Children Are Not Kids! (article): https://amaterasusolar.substack.com/p/our-children-are-not-kids

Mark Keating's avatar

Careful. "if you think bombing civilians is wrong you're basically ISIS" is a slippery slope. I believe the apprived phrasing is "Bombing civilians automatically makes them terrorists, why do you hate America?"

Martin's avatar

Only Israeli citizens are human and the only legitimate state Israel.Therefore all debate about non Israel or non Israelis totally non logical and therefore irrelevant. End of problem. Phew.

Rukshana Afia's avatar

Yes - the answer to Natanyahu's "human animals" is - maybe killing and eating ? Or do they not count as kosher ? I heard that there was at least one case where Catholics were permitted cannibalism , was there not ?

JennyStokes's avatar

So happy there are NO pigs there.

Rebel Nun's avatar

Only after they had already frozen to death. The Israeli burnt offerings to their false god of the State are human devourings on a whole other level.

palestine's avatar

reading your comments makes me feel like the freaking Goyim that I am

Olly Duke's avatar

Really, you should stop snivelling on about how terrible genocide is. It is a natural phenomenon where the master race exterminates virtual non-humans for their own benefit. And I love it when Israeli soldiers dress up as women in the Palestinian homes they have destroyed. Come to admit it, I indulge in a little cross dressing myself! Just love it!

Baz's avatar

Maybe we could hook up Olly, I cross dressed as a Palestinian once so I could deny myself basic human rights.

Baz's avatar

* I’m extremely grateful

Hachemi Hadjoudj's avatar

This is, it seems to me, an excellent way of looking at things and of explaining the stubbornness and blindness of the global West towards what people still endowed with reason rightly consider to be one of the worst genocides, in the sense that it is taking place in the open, live, with the approval and consent of the civil, military and religious authorities of the criminal entity, and the support of the majority of its population. This evil entity has succeeded in the feat of bringing international public opinion to reconsider the definitions that are given to notions such as: the human race, moral conscience and universal values ​​constituting the foundations of what is still called, the Judeo-Christian civilization, international legality, equity and other nonsense that these paragons of Western democracies boast about. It is enough to exclude from the commonly accepted definitions the "genocides" whether they are the American Indians, the Rwandans, the Armenians, the Hereros of Namibia or, to put it in the current context, the Palestinians. The accusations of genocide no longer hold since the latter no longer belong to the Human race and especially, since the perpetrators, Israel in this case, are, by their character as a "chosen people", and by their past "sufferings", exonerated from all malicious thoughts or actions and absolved in a "preemptive" manner for any action that would attract opprobrium and repulsion if it had been another actor. Because, as we all know, Israel benefits, since its inception and forever, from an exceptional status that definitively exonerates it from all criticism, all disapproval, and, a fortiori, all sanction. So, do not rush, good people, to treat this entity as genocidal! You would be completely wrong! ... So revise your way of considering events, people, and the definitions you give them. So align yourself with the pillars of Zionist Hasbara, it will work like clockwork.

Remsomm's avatar

Thankfully the Hasbara is showing cracks.

Hachemi Hadjoudj's avatar

surely and fortunately, there are still people endowed with conscience and honesty, however, will this be enough to dismantle this wall of shame, this blindness and this renunciation of moral values ​​which, normally, should found inter-human relations? It is, unfortunately, permissible to doubt it….To quote Epicurus: “when you have unlearned to hope, I will teach you to want…”….

Hachemi Hadjoudj's avatar

Please note that this quote is from Seneca and not Epicurus…

Explorer's avatar

My brother (in Norway) told me that Norwegians are now unwelcome in Israel after the government (the only one in Europe by the way...) signed a declaration by 51 countries to support the establishment of a State of Palestine. Consequently, there are no terrirists in Israel any more. Unlike Norway, it is a peace-seeking country.

Cecilia Donovan's avatar

Together with Norway, Spain and Ireland also recognised the State of Israel in May this year.

Slovenia was added to the list in June.

Other European countries that have recognised the State of Palestine include Sweden, including Poland, Romania, Russa, Turkey.

Penelope Prill's avatar

ABSOLUTE HORRIFYING TRUTH

-des troy's avatar

“Civilized” nations are the goons and thugs running this world. Look around and see the legacy of colonialism and imperialism - racism, soil and water poisoning, deforestation, hoarding of wealth, diseases, homelessness, dehumanization of other races and many other associated issues.

JennyStokes's avatar

I am happy to be a terrorist...........not long to go now (getting ready to die) so bring it on.

How will we all look on this depravity when all the Palestinians have gone and we start wringing our hands in shame?

Claudia von Ayres's avatar

Choose life not death! Create, build and grow. That is how you fight back.

Remsomm's avatar

And community, and kindness. There is so much fatalism, blame and victimhood. Create, build and grow - good!

JennyStokes's avatar

OF course it is if you are young...............I am not young.

Claudia von Ayres's avatar

Then teach the young to do what you cannot. Speak of life instead of death for them, so they have the incentive to build, create and grow, which in turn is the ability to fight back. "If you are old pass on what you know and have be come. If you are young know and become what has been passed on, but do better"

JennyStokes's avatar

Claudia. Brainless comment.

Claudia von Ayres's avatar

Well, I guess I am more heart then brains.

Rukshana Afia's avatar

Maybe that will be forbidden too ?

JennyStokes's avatar

Then we will all have to pretend we are washing them for a considerable time.

Rebel Nun's avatar

The Israeli Exemption Rule doesn’t need to be made explicit by mere humans; it was decreed by G-d! 👻 /s

Rukshana Afia's avatar

Excellent - but not funny . It is difficult to ridicule genocide in an amusing way . I guess that shows how evil I am , sigh .

Gogs's avatar

Have you seen Dr Strangelove? Recently it's felt uncomfortably close to home, but satire is one of the best weapons against insanity, and can also be hysterically funny. There's nothing funny about genocide, but Netanyahu, besides being an evil #×=÷er is a ludicrous individual and should be made fun of at every opportunity. In WW2 Chaplin and Ben Hecht, among others, took the utter piss out of Hitler.

Rukshana Afia's avatar

I don't have access to the material . Does he seem funny on TV or newsreels ? I get my news online only . During the 6-day War I was at 2ndary school and crying during Geography lessons . I guess I don't associate religious/ethnic massacres with laughter or Divine glory as my born again type friends do . Should I try harder ?

Valerie Collins's avatar

Been saying this for years. If we ALL fell around laughing at the ludicrous fairy tales they churn out (farting cows destroying the planet, protecting your granny by injecting yourself with poison spring to mind), it would be over.

Syd Foster's avatar

Now you’re telling lies about vaccines. Your privileged ignorance has no doubt already cost some vulnerable person their life. And yet you are self/righteously proud of your brutality. You are the only important person on the planet.

Rebel Nun's avatar

It is essential that we remain open to divergent opinions and research. It’s the ethical high ground. It’s what the “other side” doesn’t allow.