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Jameel Tayyeb's avatar

I didn’t have to read the article, soon as I read the headline a laughed so hard, thank you

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Lynn's avatar

It made my Day :-)

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Heinrich Dahms's avatar

On the nail! Right on the friggin nail! As always! Thank you!

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Mel's avatar

Either a Republican or a Democrat was voted by the Americans as their president it remains their president is Benjamin Netanyahu.

They may try Elon Musk America Party with a blue print base on South Africa apartheid.

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Lynn's avatar

The jewish lobby controls netanyahu.

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Vin LoPresti's avatar

ZIONIST Lobby controls both men, a lobby in the US chock full of numnutz Evangelical Christians with paper-thin brains, who spend their lives waving their hands above their heads at megachurches and donate their hard-earned dollars to"pastors" driving Beemers. Pastors who manage to funnel chunks of that money to Zionist causes in hopes of hastening some ethereal bullshit they call the rapture; where all Jews will die, and the Christians will be elevated to prominence at the throne of some Deity who wouldn't care to otherwise urinate on them. Bravissimi.

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gypsy33's avatar

Vin, only thing gonna “elevate” them holy-rollers is a large flock of pterodactyls 😁

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Vin LoPresti's avatar

Would love to see that movie, dear gyp.😁😁😁😁

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Lynn's avatar

They are all in it together!

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Neal Hugh Hurwitz's avatar

nonsense

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salahuddin c's avatar

The Israel/ US tragi comedy is looking ever more like a Dan Brown

dystopian end -game novel. Still, at least the post peace temporary Gazan rubble enclave where 2m starving Palestinians awaiting death or exile won't be surrounded by crocodiles like the 'illegal immigrants" accommodation in florida. And that's worth Bibi sharing the Nobel Peace Prize too,isn't ir?

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Lynn's avatar

It is really sad about how the Palestinians are starving. What about our veterans sleeping on the streets. Anybody providing top notch accommodations for them. Our country is really twisted.

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Barry Varkel's avatar

Watching Netanya-jew hand over a letter to Daddy, nominating Daddy for a Nobel Peace prize, was like Jeffrey Dahmer handing over a nomination letter to Idi Amin, for being the bestest Big Dadda in the whole of Uganda; or like P Diddy handing over a nomination letter to R Kelly, for a lifetime achievement award, for being the most loving, overflowing and bank bursting rivers of yellow R Kelly piss having been sprayed over the faces of and into gaping mouths and wide loving eyes of hundreds of adoring and willing teenage girls.

That's the fucking level of it.

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Baz's avatar

Oof

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Luc TSyen's avatar

Americans must be soooo proud on their -now occupied- country. Long Live the Land of the Free in the Home of the Brave.

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Ekowton's avatar

Today i learned the word kompromat

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Frances Kay's avatar

Hit them hard and low, Laura. No insult is too filthy, no truth too obscene to strip these naked emperors of their tawdry robes. What a dirty business when the world is ruled by such people. Thank you for having the courage and stamina to keep the barbed humour forever at our service.

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susan cartwright's avatar

I agree, Frances! Laura is the bomb! I don't know how she does it, how she keeps going.

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Liz Thompson's avatar

Two people, with problems they are ignoring, meet to congratulate each other. This is a well known practice amongst leaders of countries in turmoil/chaos/despair/disagreement/distress. Starmer is playing the same game. What it leads to depends on who cares or is listening. If too many countries are in the same position, WW3 is possible. Or revolutions. Hard to say which. Depends on the politics of those working in the nuclear power plants. If civilians are by passing their leaders, either anarchism or totalitarianism is possible, depending on strength of will of said civilians. Either outcome or result could lead to (a) a new world, (b) no world, (c) realisation that religion didn't help. It's commonly known as an 'end game'. Don't panic. It happens fairly regularly in history.

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Rebel Nun's avatar

And yet somehow I’m panicking.

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Kevin Donnellon's avatar

do a piece of Norman Tebbit :)

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William Bowles's avatar

It might make fun satire Laura but unfortunately, you've got it arse backwards, Israel is the proxy, not the US and this should be clear to anyone who has a nous of understanding. Without the US, Israel is a gang of colonial occupiers just like any other settler state.

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salahuddin c's avatar

I thought US was a colonial settler state. Ask any indigenous Amerucan native on a reserve.

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William Bowles's avatar

Yes, it is, so one colonial,settler state to another, colonial, settler state.

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Baz's avatar

Hey W, tried to reply to your comment but seems to have disappeared into the ether-if 2 show up later you’ll know why.

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William Bowles's avatar

They did

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Baz's avatar

Very funny 😏

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William Bowles's avatar

They did

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Rebel Nun's avatar

History makes it seem that way, but why does the US let Israel get away with anything they do - the attack on the USS Liberty, Israeli spies in sensitive US facilities, many more - and give them anything they want, even when the weapons we give them threaten US interests in the region? Bibi has bragged that he controls the US Congress; I’ve seen that up close in my own representatives. One lives in my town and repeats Bibi’s words as his own, the minute he says them.

And I can’t completely ignore the fact that JFK was assassinated upon saying “No” to Israel.

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Lisa Savage's avatar

This piece by investigative reporter Jeremy Kuzmarov explains the USS Liberty bombing as a false flag intended to implicate Egypt and provide a pretext for attacking them, even with nukes -- or the USSR if it came to their aid. The plot was foiled when many of the sailors survived the attack and told the truth about who attacked them: Israel, with the hand of the complicit U.S. hidden. https://jeremykuzmarov.substack.com/p/state-of-israel-and-lyndon-b-johnson

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Rebel Nun's avatar

I’ve updated this post with info in the link above.

Thanks for the link. I’m sure that’s true, that it was intended to be a false flag, approved by Johnson, but I’m thinking it was primarily for the benefit of Israel and at their behest. Despite the US general imperialist trend, attacking Egypt would have hurt US interests more than helped anything, and I’m certain Israel didn’t implement the attack under US orders or to assist us in any way. Israel has never once in its history done one thing for anyone else ever. They were “helping” us take over Egypt for them, at our risk and human cost. Johnson only needed to be reminded of the recent assassination, possibly.

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Frank Sailor's avatar

They don't let them 'get away', they're joined at the hip, they are one and the same - the rest is for you folks to break your brains over it since it makes no sense if you are an american citizen - but no one cares about the USA or the people there, your country is doomed already, eaten up by dragging out any profit possibility thinkable and now you are left with patriotism and soon empty stomachs, no healthcare and sky rocketing prices where it hurts.

If the US become a failed country, so be it and they will move on, was a nice place the last +/- 80 years but there are other nice places and after the blood running down your streets has dried up, they will return and start their game all over again - since they will still own all their property and force you to repair it or build it new.

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susan cartwright's avatar

As I understand it, Trump is Netenyahu's bitch.

Why?

Epstein worked for Mossad, using children (underage girls) to collect kompromat on powerful, morally-compromised men.

Ghislaine Maxwell's assassinated father was a well-known Mossad spy.

Bribe, blackmail, threats. Israel owns Trump & many other politicians.

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David Latin's avatar

Completely agree, the facts are self-evident. Unless you believe there are forces in the US who were willing to sink the Liberty, assassinate JFK and others, ... ??

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Stephen Walker's avatar

Are you being ironic? It is self evident that those forces were and are present in the US.

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Neal Hugh Hurwitz's avatar

idiotic

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Rebel Nun's avatar

I’m honored. We’re starting to compete for your attention here.

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Frank Sailor's avatar

I totally agree, the whole 'Israel bought the US-Elite' is laughable.

Israel is a creation of Balfour/Europe, snatched from them by the US and international capital as an unsinkable base in west asia to use it as their proxy to achieve dominance over the region.

Capital knows no loyalty, borders or law (except the law of their advantage), Capital (aka the people who hold the capital) will not shy away from any crime that benefits their wants & needs since any Capital has come out of more or less intense crime.

No one ever got rich by hard, honest working. That's a lie to begin with....the whole religion paint over it is just to keep people busy looking in the wrong directions.

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Liana Chenoweth Kornfield's avatar

Thank you.

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4dEdited

Actually I think it's a little bit more nuanced than that even. This is where borrowing from biology can be quite instructive.

I would make the analogy of parasite and host - you know which one's who here, I would take it!☺

In this scenario, however they may meet, the parasite 'adopts' the host, and in an evolutionary sense seeks to maintain its source of sustenance; ideally as a indefinite cornucopia of nutrition. However, evolutionarily, it is commonly the case that the parasite damages and kills the host in its early phases.

As these scenarios in evolution don't tend to bode well for either host or 'interloper', the optimal outcome, assuming that the parasite just won't leave the 'nest', is one of mutual benefit - symbiosis; in due course the two entities can prosper from advantages one gives the other (think lichens), and eventually this symbiont is an independent organism: USrael!

The US of Abombination is in transition of its hegemonic co-dependence to unity, but because of end-times, greed and ignorance, the tail ends up wagging the dog, and the deranged state of lsraeI risks the killing of its host before the merger of identity is complete.

Due to the unpredictable nature of the narcissistic, sociopathic Cheeto in the Whitehouse, always angling for used-car-salesman glory with his backroom scheming (though he usually says the quiet part out loud in the end), we wait with baited breath to see if the US becomes a hollowed-out husk of empire with a wizened bloodsucker at its geopolitical epicentre

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Hetty in Scotchland ;-)'s avatar

Partners in crime...

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Lynn's avatar

jewish lobby runs the US. They control netanyahu.

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Neal Hugh Hurwitz's avatar

nonsense--- and very dumb, ignorant

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Lynn's avatar

No nonsense. They do

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Lynn's avatar

Who is calling who ignorant?

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William Bowles's avatar

Now, now children, let's play nice

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Lynn's avatar

Really!

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Baz's avatar

Probably knows that William, she was riffing on Netanyahu’s incredible dominance of the Prez, I reckon.

Makes great ironic satire when the leader of a tiny weeny country bosses the leader of the Free World.

Would even be funny if the outcomes for humanity weren’t so dire.

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Baz's avatar

Probably knows that William, she was riffing on Netanyahu’s incredible dominance of the Prez, I reckon.

Makes great ironic satire when the leader of a tiny weeny country bosses the leader of the Free World.

Would even be funny if the outcomes for humanity weren’t so dire.

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Utopian Fool's avatar

Nope. Mossad has always pulled the strings and Israel was specifically created by the Zionist banking cabal as a money laundering and legal immunity providing tool. I don't see how sending billions to Israel and constant kippa wearing pledges of allegiance fit in with your theory, particularly as the USA is far from being the only vassal state.

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William Bowles's avatar

I think there are two issues here that are conflated. Yes, US politicians are compromised, pure greed and ambition being the convenient driving forces that Israel exploits but overarching this are the objectives of imperialism, of empire, of US capital. After all, Israel was the creation of British imperialism which the US empire has inherited. We should never confuse appearance from the underlying reality.

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Rebel Nun's avatar

I think we, the West, created a monster that’s now eating us alive.

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William Bowles's avatar

I think it's eating the entire planet!

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Neal Hugh Hurwitz's avatar

ugh... so dumb

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Hetty in Scotchland ;-)'s avatar

The Nobel War prize.

We really are through the looking glass now.

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Joe Toole's avatar

Axis of evil.

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Paul Govan's avatar

Maybe try 'Trifecta' instead of recycling the worn-out

fictitious "Axis" that Bush, Cheney and the necon-artists invented ? But even "The US-NATO-Israel Trifecta" or "Satanic Trifecta" omits our demonic, diabolical all-enabling mainstream tamestream media..

(Paul G)

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Diane Engelhardt's avatar

Trump and Netanyahu: two pees in a piss pot!

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Dezza's avatar
4dEdited

8 July 1937, THE TIMES, London.

"Western leaders today met at a summit in Washington to celebrate the continuing reinforcement of relations with the chancellor of Germany. On behalf of Britain and the USA, Messrs Baldwin and Roosevelt, in talks with Herr Hitler, informed him that they are extremely grateful to have received a range of support from his country (acknowledged, as they are, as the Aryan master-race and God's chosen people) and will, in return, continue to be delighted to supply him with state-of-the-art Spitfire fighter aircraft and Vought SB2U Vindicator dive bombers, to help him in his various heroic missions over Europe - notably his essential recent bombing and extermination of the worthless civilians of Guernica in Biscay, northern Spain, also welcomed by Spain's humanitarian leader Francisco Franco himself. Long may good relations between our nations prevail, especially at a time when it is believed that Germany has at last reached the planning stage for a number of humanitarian camps across Poland and other locations.

Peace in our time at last. The clear result of our having elected historic leaders of integrity, intelligence, foresight and compassion."

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Judy Demers's avatar

Wow!

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Rebel Nun's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏👏

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Paul Govan's avatar

A semi-aside Q for "Rebel Nun": we're all obviously desperately eager to finally know if you are truly and literally a 'rebel nun' - or were/are merely inspired by the Catholic nun and leading death penalty abolitionist Sister Helen Prejean and by the film/movie "Dead Man Walking" - and the 2024 documentary about her ? A pity though with hindsight that Sean Penn co-starred with the geniunely and credibly rebellious Susan Sarandon who won her first and only Oscar playing Prejean in the film which was written and directed by her ex-hubby and ex-rebel Tim Robbins..

(Paul G)

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Rebel Nun's avatar

Thanks for asking! I feel guilty for misrepresentation every time someone thinks I’m a real, self-sacrificing, dedicated bride of Christ. I often considered being a a nun throughout my Catholic childhood and occasionally in adulthood, and I spent four months as a lay visitor in a Buddhist convent, but always chose to “work in the world” instead, marrying and everything. It was the “obedience” that never went well with me, especially since the bosses at the top were (and still are) men. I liked the female cohesion, not the patriarchy. Chastity was iffy, too, although poverty came easily. So now, in my old age, it’s more like a worldview. 🪐Peace 🪷

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Paul Govan's avatar

Thanks for confiding with everyone here. Most of what you say is personally highly "relatable", er, even to the male of the species - but probably not to most female USUK/YouSuck politicians + "journalists".

À propos "USUK" aka YouSuck - can I strongly urge everyone to read or re-read the highly geopolitically prescient and astonishingly subversive novel "Rule Britannia" - defiantly written(by whom..read on !) and published in the early 1970's and containing the mocking acronym "USUK" at least 40 times. (I'm not certain if the otherwise acclaimed authoress coined it...) That author(ess) - be astonished again: none other than Daphne du bloody Maurier! Panned by the critics - ergo obviously her most important novel ever - passionately written before it was too late at the mature, ripe, wise and fearless "oldish" age of...65-ish.

Don't judge a book by its cover, title or author(?) :

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_Britannia_(novel)

(Paul G)

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Rebel Nun's avatar

It’s a little hard to find, but I just ordered the book from worldcat.org through Interlibrary Loan. Thanks!!

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Paul Govan's avatar

You'll definitely be wickedly amused, amazed and titillated on many levels..head to toe. She nourishes the soul with this unsurprisingly buried, concertedy panned/resented and joyfully weaponised masterpiece. No surprise that no one's dared make the movie. Yet.

PS. I'm still able to find plenty of editions for sale online for less than a tenner(like my own 2nd hand hardback) - vis eBay, "Shoptize" etc

(Paul G)

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Adeel Mirza's avatar

Iran must get Nuclear weapons because the Devil IsRael States of America.

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