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World War III is going to be brilliant actually

World War III is going to be brilliant actually

Let's blissfully disregard the potential consequences...

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Mar 04, 2025
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In a riveting speech yesterday, our least popular prime minister since Liz Truss might have saved his political career… I mean neoliberalism… I mean freedom and democracy…

Sir Keir Starmer stood in front of Downing Street and proudly announced his World War III plans… I mean peace plans to rapturous applause. The prime minister truly rose to the occasio…

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