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Love, love, love this: "Shortly after, Rishi took a deep gulp and stepped up to the pulpit with a bleeding forehead to make his announcement while pissing down his trouser leg. I don’t know about you, but I think he handled the moment with dignity." 💜

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Alternatively, Cruella is now free to join up with her soul mate MTG in the role of sensitivity coach. One must admit, they'd make a rather lovely couple.

. . . On second thought perhaps "soul"mate was a poor word choice. "soulless" mate, perhaps?

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KO in the first 10 seconds. The world satire champion belt goes to Laura K for "Killer" 😉

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Lovely readable summary. I was wondering what was really happening.

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Phew. Thanks for the warning never to watch anything on YouTube containing Lion and Honey Badger. Also, thank you for the vivid illustration of how your political structure works. Is it really true this Cruella Suella will only be suspended for two weeks? She sounds scary.

"Suella has taken full responsibility and agreed to step down… for the next two weeks."

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Now she has finished as Home Secretary, please can she f#ck off back to Hell to take up her old role? The one before she walked on the Earth in human form 🤔😈

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And then Rishi tries to protect himself by getting Cameron back as Foreign Secretary. I hope Dave can afford the paycut! (Ooh, but he gets a life peerage, to match his wife’s membership of the aristocracy!) 🤦‍♀️

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Nov 13, 2023Liked by Laura K

😹😹😹

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Brilliant read, it was always about on the cards with her. Sacking your boss leaves a tasteless taste. Good luck Rishi 😉

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Borrowing from the titles from & the Holi Grail, perhaps also also those who sack the one who sacks, shall be sacked.

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The Evil Cruella has Gone? Let me celebrate! ... I hope she's not going to reappear like whatsherface, tell me no?

An amusing writing, Laura!

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It was fortunate that there were a few ball-kicking exhibitions taking place on Saturday, or that mini-mob of right-wing thugs would have been considerably more trouble, the Met overwhelmed, and blood in the streets. Then your headline would have read: "Rishi fired by Suella - on a spit over a bonfire of British constitutional laws."

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Hey maybe they can finally find a use for Piers Morgan!

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Well, if Rishi is sacked and Suella is chosen as the new PM she won’t be able to hide behind someone else when she declares her next defamation.

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Fantastic storyboard, who's doing the screenplay?

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Two thoughts on your post today.

Thought one: Would it be possible to get the photo of Risky in a paper sack? Seems like just the thing for the mantel over the fireplace.

Thought two: Of course the Truss & Girder's tax reforms didn't go far enough. Jesus Christ says taxation is theft.

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