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Gareth Jones's avatar

Your exquisitely satirical take brings the very lightest relief to the whole fucked up ongoing genocide. Please 🙏 continue.

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Raymond Kalberg's avatar

Why did Jew do what you did.

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John Omaha's avatar

Thank you Laura for this column. I detest Israel and Zionism and I am enraged and ashamed that America is paying for the weapons that Israel is using to starve the Palestinians and murder children living in tents. I am an American protester and expect murderous attacks here soon.

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JennyStokes's avatar

In my opinion: the only 'murderous attacks' are going to come from your citizens.

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John Omaha's avatar

The murderous attacks by American fascists on peacefully protesting American citizens have already begun: Heather Heyer and Summer Taylor were murdered by cars in separate attacks on protesters.

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JennyStokes's avatar

Take a look at Wisconsin! Judges being humiliated and handcuffed.

This is all you need to know.

When the Judicial system breaks down (which is happening now) you "the people" have nowhere to go.

Take a look at the French Revolution.........it is enlightening.

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Lisa's avatar

I've been ready for a French block-party since the government's response to the 2008 financial crisis, and I fully agreed with Helen Thomas, in 2010, when she uttered the truth that got her forced out of the White House press corps, so I couldn't agree more, with your closing sentence.

And while their kill-bots are a massive problem, that problem is sort of nullified, by the fact that the bloodthirsty psychopaths are happy to kill/torture/death-camp us for entirely peaceful behaviour, too, so...

yeah.

It's long past time to party like it's 1789.

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Rebel Nun's avatar

They are happening, and are coming from US police under orders from Israel.

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susan cartwright's avatar

80 BILLION US dollars went to ICC war criminal Netenyahu last year when 11 BILLION per year would house all the homeless in the USA.

Priorities people!

Laura could probably explain why it is good and right for the USA to fund a genocide. Probably something about brown people, Christian love of Israel, and hurrying along the second coming of Christ.

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JennyStokes's avatar

Correct.

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gypsy33's avatar

You bet they are, Jenny!

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Rebel Nun's avatar

Today is the 55th anniversary of the Kent State murders. Michael Moore has addressed it well:

https://www.michaelmoore.com/p/four-dead-in-ohio

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Sol Sön's avatar

Someone should teach israel that Striking the Conscience, does not mean bombing a ship with that name.

By the way, this was actually a breach of the European defense system which actually allowed an isramerican bomber to fly its military mission through European airspace and carrie out its attack from what it looks to be European airspace.

https://substack.com/@1sol1x/note/c-113983324

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Dean's avatar

No surprise there...ALL the leaders are in on it, every one of them receives backhanders or opportunities to look the other way, say nothing, or voice israeli lies...

WE ALL KNOW IT, we ALL need to say it!

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Francesca's avatar

Extremely upset and angry Maltese citizen here. I didn't think I could hate the Israelis more, but I somehow do, now. Their entitlement knows no bounds. I am pretty sure that it is partly an abundance of caution but mostly more US blackmail that stopped our government from allowing them to dock. At least now they are proffering assistance for repairs. More US blackmail, you say? Well, Malta was too public about joining with Ireland and Spain to recognise Palestine, and then suddenly backed off. Our papers reported that the US threatened to put us back on the grey list, and financial services is one of our main sources of income. What they call grabbing you by the balls, basically. This was during the Biden admin.

This last year has darkened my soul with all the anger and hate I feel towards them and the so called West - especially the EU, which I am not proud to be a member of... greedy racist murderous fascist pigs, most of them. So thank you Laura, for sometimes lightening up my mood.

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bigfatpop's avatar

It's impossible to hate them too much.

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Raymond Kalberg's avatar

Exceeded only by hate they have for others not like themselves.

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Klaus Hubbertz's avatar

MS Liberty, MS Conscience ...

Utterly abhorrent names for a Zionist's mind !!!

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Rebel Nun's avatar

For anyone who is feeling even the slightest bit comfortable, here is your daily dose of hasbara to raise your blood pressure; apparently the “aid workers” were planning to “engage with the IDF” armed with bags of flour and powdered milk. War crimes on a par with Hitler!!:

https://www.timesofisrael.com/malta-greece-turkey-said-threatening-to-seize-gaza-activists-drone-hit-ship-if-it-docks/amp/

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Emily's avatar

Surely they don’t believe anyone buys this shit, do they? Because a ship “affiliated with Hamas” and staffed with a whopping 30 people is going to stop to pick up Greta Thunberg on its way to fight the whole IDF.

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Lisa's avatar

No. They don't expect us to believe them; they just expect us to capitulate. To get on our knees, and do whatever they tell us to. Like our "leaders" do.

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Rebel Nun's avatar

It’s incredible that they print these lies, but there must be people who believe it. Their minds are getting stretched to the breaking point.

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Dean's avatar

NOBODY believes it...

But it holds for an excuse, until we lose interest on acount of the even worse thing they just did...

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JennyStokes's avatar

Ha!

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Kathleen McCroskey's avatar

The un-nameable Zionist entity is by Nature, the world's most exceptional nation. It is exempted from international law and votes against every UN resolution. Why do real nations have diplomatic relations with those thugs? Sleeping through this massacre does not exempt you from complicity.

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Greta Berlin's avatar

The first time Israel attacked our boats was in December 2008. There were no consequences for that first action which has emboldened them to attack us over and over.

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Rebel Nun's avatar

How did Palau decide to revoke their flag just BEFORE the attack? Did Emperor Bibi actually call them and say “we’re going to attack your ship full of unarmed civilians, so you’d better disengage now”, and they obeyed? 🎼”Rule Israel! Israel rules the waves! Every country on the earth, you’re now our slaves!” 🥁

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Baz's avatar

When committing genocide it’s really annoying when pesky do-gooders get in the way.

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Dean's avatar

When enacting a HOLOCAUST, it’s really annoying when pesky do-gooders get in the way.

Fixed it for you!

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Baz's avatar

The hypocrisy of the west is astounding. It really seems like the world has been turned upside down.

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Jonathan Hoare's avatar

This is one of your finest parodies. I am literally on the floor in hysterics banging my fists saying stop! Stop! So funny, thank you 🥰

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JennyStokes's avatar

The most 'detested' Country apart from the USA has to be 'little Britain' which I left years ago.

The British still struggle with their loss of Empire. A lot of these people are not ignorant but the Union Jack still flies.

Now Britain wants to join Europe: after a VERY nasty Brexxit which my family went through. They are nothing BUT leeches!

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Erica Paul's avatar

So, it's their right to murder all Palestinians.

Israel must stop bombing Palestinians.

We will be the last country sending bombs.

There are good people in all countries but we must stop Netanyahu. Now, that's a verity.

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David Payne's avatar

Wee Willie Winkie video’s control this genocide,

Upstairs and downstairs but only on his own side;

Bombing willy-nilly whilst crying anti-Semitism,

Say a dicky bird and Netanyahu will let slip embarrassing video vision.

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The Revolution Continues's avatar

"All you need to know is that when the Houthis bomb ships, it’s to stop them supplying an army that’s committing genocide, whereas when Israel bombs ships, it’s to stop aid workers feeding starving people. "

And that's all you really need to know (if you're not a sociopath) to know why the majority of the world is against the terrorist state of Izrealhell.

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