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Willy & Bill's avatar

Honestly, both of us could make a killing (pun fully intended) writing for the right wing. Easy money, shinier branding than a Tesla coffin, maybe even a ghost-written book deal with a Union Jack cover that smells of stale lager and imperial nostalgia. We’d be swimming in speaking fees and crocodile tears before the first draft even hit the printer.

But I’d sooner have my bollocks removed with a butter knife in the back of a Wetherspoons kitchen and framed as “British heritage” than churn out propaganda for people who think empathy is a software bug.

I just really want peace, thanks, but apparently that’s the one thing no one’s paying for.

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wilter downs's avatar

The Israelis will crumble once they lose their welfare. They won't be able to afford all of these weapons and hasbara funds.

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Panama Dusa's avatar

Like democrats...

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wilter downs's avatar

The Dems have collapsed. Gaza was a death blow that it isn't recovering from. Slavery broke the Whig Party into pieces in a similar manner. The zionist Dems spend more time attacking Mamdani than they do opposing Trump.

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Aiyana Lake's avatar

“The next thing we will do is put restrictions on social media” to protect democracy.

Oooooookaaaay. The cognitive dissonance is insane at this point. I just can't with these Israeli idiots. They're making the Taliban sound cogent right now, and that's saying something.

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Baz's avatar

The Taliban rival the IDF in the most moral army stakes Aiyana.

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Mike Fish's avatar

Paying influencers $7,000 a post???

That’s just dumb.

If they wanna influence me, send me the seven grand, so I can donate it to a Palestinian relief fund.

Ain’t no social media personality gonna convince me that israelis ain’t scum.

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JennyStokes's avatar

Those 'influencers' Mike will stand over you with an axe until you do as they wish.

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Mike Fish's avatar

Not a chance, Jenny.

I got me my very own tomahawk, and I was taught how to use it.

I’ll plant it in the back of the cranium.

Thanks for the warning.

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gypsy33's avatar

Aw Mike, WE CAN DO BETTER!

I’ll give you a lend of a you-know-what 😉

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JennyStokes's avatar

Good luck.

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gypsy33's avatar

Hey-ya Jenny

Remember this is the good ol’ Jew S of A and we get to have things that go bang 😉

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JennyStokes's avatar

I am so sick of Amerika. They still think they can have a peaceful ' candeliight Crusade.

MOST countries hate the Western world: This includes Europe 'bowing down' still to the GREAT AMERICAN and BRITISH Empire.

As you know dear Gypsy I was a small child in the 'heart' of the BRITISH Empire.

Kids know when their parents are wrong.

I really do not know what to say anymore: ALL I see is RACISM

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Mike Fish's avatar

Class warfare is also quite popular in the shithole u.s.a. Too many Americans enjoy punching down, unfortunately.

Not me and gypsy33.

I think that we’re stateless.

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gypsy33's avatar

Jenny dearest, imagine having to LIVE here…. 🤮

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Martin's avatar

Money might not buy you love but it sure buys you EVERYTHING else. Just ask Tony Blair or...the list is too too long to bother continue typing, but you know who I mean.

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Amine's avatar

If we "peacefully" raise up against this, they cannot survive. How? Let me suggest and please participate :

1. Boycott. Personally I use multiple apps : Boycat, No Thanks, Belzamesh. And I use https://disoccupied.com/ and https://gaza.nu/. I boycot all brands having links with the terrorist state. Now I am at the stage where I have even boycotted car manufacturers supporting the genocide (Mercedes, BMW, VOLVO, Hyndai ...). I am also boycotting Microsoft and looking for alternatives for Google Business (if you can help on that)

2. Raise awareness about boycotting : tell your family, neighbours, friends, people you meet in the street, at work ...etc. If you can convince 10 people to boycott each month it will be great !!

3. Read about the history of Palestine and raise awareness about the genocide and Palestine history

4. Repost, share, comment, save posts about the Palestinian cause

5. Follow main figures and spread their word : You have Zeteo, Mehdi Hassan, ...etc

6. Get involved with an association linked to Palestine : BDS, ...etc (depends on your country)

7. Start a blog, a website, a facebook page, IG, ...etc and try ideas how to beat the algorithm.

8. Donate / Support families in Gaza. (not easy, you have to find serious associations or people to send money, pay attention to scammers)

9. Share your knowledge with children from Gaza in a one-to-one call in Telegram ...etc. (not easy)

10. Publish photos/stickers ... about Palestine not only in social media but also in other sites like : pexels, unsplash, freepick ... so that other users can use them as wallpapers, stickers, printing ...etc. The world must talk "Palestine" and the world must see "Palestine" everywhere

11. Use 10. to put up stickers in streets, print and distribute flyers about boycott, Genocide, Palestine History ...etc in public spaces, mosques, churches, schools ...etc

... to be continued

We outnumber them; if we mobilize, it will be impossible to defeat us.

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Kyle D Bickel's avatar

Netanyahu is a war criminal.

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Ohio Barbarian's avatar

It is too late. A majority of Americans already want to cut off ALL military and economic aid to Israel. All this will do is to make even more Americans angry at both Israel and their own government.

It's a desperate move by desperate criminals, and will only accelerate their demise.

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gypsy33's avatar

Laura! What would we-all do without you to pass on this valuable information?!

However, you neglected to tell us how we can get on board this gravy train.

Wait…never mind. Last time I looked in the mirror, I could see my reflection.

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Carlé Costa's avatar

If you already are asking yourself "who could envision such a dystopian injustice technocratic nightmare deployed to the "democratic" world in the recent years, but since decades?" ... well you now have a "de facto" answer to your intrigues:

Hamas did !

Thanks god we have such beautiful souls working for freedom as: Trump, Mileikovsky-Netanyahu (martyr of the international justice system and courts!), Tony "Nosferatu" Blair, Larry Ellison, Zuckerberg of Sylicon Made, Adelson Monster Family, Sir Keir Starmerish, Ivette Friend of Israels Money in her Pockets, of course Epstein (make god his soul in Peace Plan rest), Derschowitz Porno-Lawless, the handsome Heartless Duo Smotrich & Ben G#Vir (almost martyrs of ICC witch hunt), Biden & Blinken Genocidal Start Up, Marco Rubio and Witkopf/Barrack super Zion-Heroes, and the support-team of Herrn Scholz & Co, Mr.Guterres and Analena Anti-Rapist Fake Tales, and of course Frau Ursula von Genocide.... and more. They are strong workers for the (no)future of humanity! ... and our thanks to all this sponsors in the shadows who always are doing their best through the centurys and without any recognition!

We can rest ... in Pis.

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Brian Hall's avatar

There has to be a GoFundMe to assassinate Netanyahu. Can someone please post the link?!!!

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Dean's avatar

I imagine it's next to the one for the spray tan stalin....

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gypsy33's avatar

Brian, only if I can do the honors 😉

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Brian Hall's avatar

Between the eyes please.

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Lisa's avatar

As with anything negative and toxic, cut off israel's oxygen and finances and it will wither away... time for us all to move onto Upscrolled, Signal and Proton ... BDS the hell out of everything that is zionist and genocidal folks!

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JennyStokes's avatar

Tik Tok users should leave. IF they don't, then we know what they are!

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damien flinter's avatar

$7000....not bad. My lucky number 'n' all.

They've touched my humanity (I store it under a rock for safe keeping, not trusing banks since that 2008 glitch).

Tell them to make it €uros and my conscience will talk to their negotiating team in the Oval Office.

Strictly on a need-to-KKKnow ethiKKKal ba$is.

I'm getting positively emotional about their generosity...

..pass me an onion, I might even manage a tear for their tragic desperation.

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Kathleen Weber's avatar

Hey, Laura, take a good look at the that £1 million. Does it have old fashioned train engines on it?

It just might be Monopoly money....

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Frances Leader's avatar

You have me wondering now...

How much does the international organised crime syndicate pay Nuttyahoo?

Must be a colossal salary if he can afford to pay the staff $7,000 a post.

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