Respectfully, anyone not from Israel is obviously a terrorist. It’s a fact. My mate Tony says so, and he’s middle management, which is basically like MI6 but a bit more satanic, only with dress-down Fridays instead of cyanide pills. And yes, yes, you’ll probably bring up the 750k “oopsie-daisies” but let’s be serious, collateral damage is just democracy’s way of handing out participation trophies.
Johnson’s Baby Powder? Please, that’s Weapons of Mass Irritation. Baby formula is toddler grade plutonium, everyone knows it. Next up, Pampers will be classified as surface-to-air nappies and teething rings will come with laser sights. And those cartons of UHT milk, one sip and suddenly you’re drafted into the Dairy Defence League. Got milk? Got militarisation.
Let’s face it, the flotilla’s final form will be a rainbow arsenal of crayons. Nuclear colouring in, jihad in pastel shades. Today it’s “Sky Blue”, tomorrow it’s “Fallout Chartreuse”, and before you know it the apocalypse is being drawn in “Mushroom Cloud Beige”.
Sleep tight, Britain, the Fisher Price Caliphate has already booked the soft play.
They stole the nappies for the IOF? Must be running out from all the bombing making the poor seldom used infantry's nerves run wild, we've seen how the sound of a far off bomb makes them jump before a fast cigarette/spiff hit, then they can force a cheer before changing their soiled pampers.
The most chilling quote wasn’t from a politician, or a general, or a UN desk jockey. It was from a aid worker: “The children here don’t cry anymore. They’ve forgotten how.” That’s what “progress” looks like, kids so broken they can’t even weep, mothers too traumatised to scream, fathers too shattered to speak.
It was an act of piracy, exactly the kind of thing navies were created to combat. Where the hell were the Spanish, Italian and Turkish navies when the zyonists attacked the flotilla? Nobody would've objected if they blew the crap out of the attackers.
My question exactly! Where were the Turks and Spanish naval vessels in particular? The cowardly Italians turned back on September 30, but I thought the others were still nearby. What cowards! What kiss-ups to the Zionist terrorists!!
at least, under the current fascist dictatorship, the idf IS allowed to do whatever they want to americans who are seditionists (that is any american that may even say the word "palestinian" -- unless it is calling palestinians "terrorists")
Ah yes, the deadly arsenal of Enfamil and cough syrup. Thank God the IDF stopped those sippy cups before they destabilized the entire region. Next week they’ll be intercepting Lego sets and calling it an arms cache.
Fuck Israel
The Devil IsRael, The Antichrist.
Respectfully, anyone not from Israel is obviously a terrorist. It’s a fact. My mate Tony says so, and he’s middle management, which is basically like MI6 but a bit more satanic, only with dress-down Fridays instead of cyanide pills. And yes, yes, you’ll probably bring up the 750k “oopsie-daisies” but let’s be serious, collateral damage is just democracy’s way of handing out participation trophies.
Johnson’s Baby Powder? Please, that’s Weapons of Mass Irritation. Baby formula is toddler grade plutonium, everyone knows it. Next up, Pampers will be classified as surface-to-air nappies and teething rings will come with laser sights. And those cartons of UHT milk, one sip and suddenly you’re drafted into the Dairy Defence League. Got milk? Got militarisation.
Let’s face it, the flotilla’s final form will be a rainbow arsenal of crayons. Nuclear colouring in, jihad in pastel shades. Today it’s “Sky Blue”, tomorrow it’s “Fallout Chartreuse”, and before you know it the apocalypse is being drawn in “Mushroom Cloud Beige”.
Sleep tight, Britain, the Fisher Price Caliphate has already booked the soft play.
They stole the nappies for the IOF? Must be running out from all the bombing making the poor seldom used infantry's nerves run wild, we've seen how the sound of a far off bomb makes them jump before a fast cigarette/spiff hit, then they can force a cheer before changing their soiled pampers.
The most chilling quote wasn’t from a politician, or a general, or a UN desk jockey. It was from a aid worker: “The children here don’t cry anymore. They’ve forgotten how.” That’s what “progress” looks like, kids so broken they can’t even weep, mothers too traumatised to scream, fathers too shattered to speak.
Fuck Israel and death to IOF
It was an act of piracy, exactly the kind of thing navies were created to combat. Where the hell were the Spanish, Italian and Turkish navies when the zyonists attacked the flotilla? Nobody would've objected if they blew the crap out of the attackers.
My question exactly! Where were the Turks and Spanish naval vessels in particular? The cowardly Italians turned back on September 30, but I thought the others were still nearby. What cowards! What kiss-ups to the Zionist terrorists!!
"If you didn’t know, Israel can do whatever the fuck it wants, wherever it wants."
Currently the foundation of US "diplomacy".
And the bedrock, the fundamental belief of Israelis?
“Palestinians have no right to life in Palestine. Israel has every right to life anywhere they choose.” (Raymond Kalberg)
The current US wouldn't know diplomacy if it bit them in their greedy fat arses. Yep, the talk out of their rear ends, in case you were wondering
Sometimes when Trump's face gets all red and bloated, I find it hard to tell which orifice is articulating . . . mumbling . . blubbering incoherently.
at least, under the current fascist dictatorship, the idf IS allowed to do whatever they want to americans who are seditionists (that is any american that may even say the word "palestinian" -- unless it is calling palestinians "terrorists")
Brilliant as usual.
Wickedly good, Laura.
If it's possible Laura, you just get better and better, bravo again!
You forgot those absolute turncoats the US veterans boat! The miserable compassionate humanitarian fiends! How could they!
That annoying Greta again 😉 I bet they would love to assassinate her!
After they rape her of course. It’s in the IDF manual.
If she is harmed they will pay the price across the world.
I pray they she isn’t harmed. It if she is. I hope that the PEOPLE of the world turn onto Izrael forcibly.
Ah yes, the deadly arsenal of Enfamil and cough syrup. Thank God the IDF stopped those sippy cups before they destabilized the entire region. Next week they’ll be intercepting Lego sets and calling it an arms cache.
Israel seems determined to emulate the Barbary Coast pirates of yore. 🏴☠️
Love your articles Laura.
“…the two biggest threats to the future of Israel.” True true true.
🌺🌸🌼🌹And you are, too, Laura. ❤️