Ah, morality from the ancient Book of Begats, Smites, and Burnt-flesh Offerings to Cloud Beings with ideals that would power any Caste System ever conceived. Now we have a firm foundation for understanding poor poor Israel's woes!
Don’t worry, the cavalry are on the way, led by General Clusterfucktrump and Colonel ‘Colonialist’ Starmer, they’re going to teach those redskins a lesson.
Such sad news. Colonialist Starmer finds he has a prior engagement! But he has appointed Deputy Rayner who likes all kinds of skins, flint, black, dusky. She vows she will learn to ride a new mount for the big assault (when the bombing stops, naturally.)
“Imagine facing the prospect of sleeping in a tent. No one can appreciate how badly Israelis are suffering.”-- In related news, an independent poll reported that 98% of respondents enthusiastically appreciated how badly the israelis were suffering. The other 2% were israelis who complained that israel was being treated like Gaza.
After reading the post and the comments I ask myself if this is the world we want our children and grandchildren to grow up in. So far I haven't heard one practical suggestion about how to stop what's happening. I wish I could think of one, but I also am out of ideas.
According to Trump logic, Tel Aviv, Haifa and anyplace else on that coast need to be bombed until they look like Gaza. There is some great beachfront property there that could then be re-developed.
Exactly and it's not a JOKE. How do you cope with people who think that unless everyone monetizes and optimises to the fullest extent anything they have,they should have it taken away from them.
“90% of Israel's water comes from just five desalination plants” surely the emirates will ship the water they don’t have? Or Ethiopia will give Sisi some to slake the thirst of the genocide?
These posts are just brilliant, Laura. Thank you.
I'm on Iran's side.
100%
"They are turning Tel Aviv into Gaza!" That's rich coming from Israel. Who turned Gaza into Gaza as it is again?
Go Iran! I'm so sick of Israel's horrible attacks on the rest of humanity!
Such pretty lights all over israel....
Ah, morality from the ancient Book of Begats, Smites, and Burnt-flesh Offerings to Cloud Beings with ideals that would power any Caste System ever conceived. Now we have a firm foundation for understanding poor poor Israel's woes!
You evil self hating satirist you
I confess. Mea maxima culpa. From pious altar boy to pissed-off Nature-Deist.
Say 3 Hail Sequoias and the Act of Contrition.
Yes, Father.
"Israelis are suffering unimaginably right now"? O, the poor dears. Life can be so cruel: the karma boomerang and all that.
'the poor dears' - love it! 🤣🤣
You pour American taxpayer money into an Iron Dome, when what you really need is an Iran Dome. Can even vowels be antisemitic now?
That vowel twist made my day!
And it was a suit of the emperor's new clothes all along.
Don’t worry, the cavalry are on the way, led by General Clusterfucktrump and Colonel ‘Colonialist’ Starmer, they’re going to teach those redskins a lesson.
Such sad news. Colonialist Starmer finds he has a prior engagement! But he has appointed Deputy Rayner who likes all kinds of skins, flint, black, dusky. She vows she will learn to ride a new mount for the big assault (when the bombing stops, naturally.)
“Imagine facing the prospect of sleeping in a tent. No one can appreciate how badly Israelis are suffering.”-- In related news, an independent poll reported that 98% of respondents enthusiastically appreciated how badly the israelis were suffering. The other 2% were israelis who complained that israel was being treated like Gaza.
I would not be upset if Israel was overrun. And a complete annihilation of the Israelis would not feel unexpected.
Howard Jacobson will have to make a tv documentary for C4 explaining why you are SO WRONG. And BAD
Brilliant! But I’m afraid these are exactly the words the MSM is using, with no satire intended.
The MSM can't help but satirize itself, daily.
Not to worry.
Maybe the “let’s make a deal” game show host, P.ussy T.rump Barnum will take his parade on the road to downtown Tel Aviv.
I’ve heard that the Iranians have offered to provide the fireworks, gratis.
Trump should go for it.
“Them iran mullets is a buncha suckers.”
You can get over on ‘em again Donald.
Just do it!!!
Just don’t forget to include the IGF in the festivities.
After reading the post and the comments I ask myself if this is the world we want our children and grandchildren to grow up in. So far I haven't heard one practical suggestion about how to stop what's happening. I wish I could think of one, but I also am out of ideas.
Everyone STOP PAYING TAX. Money is their lifeblood. We will all suffer and some of us will die but it's the only way.
Imagine a world with less bankers, maybe the Universe will hear you.
According to Trump logic, Tel Aviv, Haifa and anyplace else on that coast need to be bombed until they look like Gaza. There is some great beachfront property there that could then be re-developed.
Exactly and it's not a JOKE. How do you cope with people who think that unless everyone monetizes and optimises to the fullest extent anything they have,they should have it taken away from them.
Brilliant as always but I have to say Israelis are satirizing themselves right noe
“90% of Israel's water comes from just five desalination plants” surely the emirates will ship the water they don’t have? Or Ethiopia will give Sisi some to slake the thirst of the genocide?
✌️🇵🇸🇮🇷✌️🖕Zions🤮🤮🤮