Archive - Normal Island News

IDF discovers Hamas base hidden inside ultrasound machine

This justifies all of Israel's war crimes

Jul 25

Biden quits race after assassin fails to save his re-election campaign

This is a sad day for democracy

Jul 22

Judge issues record jail sentences for terrorist act known as... peaceful protest

It's about time judges stood up to those who want to save the world

Jul 19

Trump chooses Vance because he couldn't find anyone with a higher opinion of him

What matters is the man of steel has a running mate now

Jul 16

Political violence against rich white Americans is never okay

But it's "complicated" when members of other groups are the victims

Jul 14

US state department confirms it's bad to bomb hospitals when Russia does it

But it's fine when our friends do it many times over

Jul 11

Netanyahu kindly offers Hamas ceasefire that does not involve ceasing fire

He wants a ceasefire that allows Israel to kill everyone

Jul 9

A tribute to the Tories who are making Universal Credit claims

They became jobless layabouts through no fault of their own

Jul 6

The greatest ever prime minister has lost her seat

How did we let this happen?

Jul 5

UK about to swap utter bastards who wear blue for utter bastards who wear red

This is how democracy is supposed to work

Jul 4

The postal ballots are looking grim for the Tories...

but don't worry, nothing is going to change!

Jul 3

Israel frees head of Al Shifa hospital because Hamas megabase isn't real, after all

It only took them seven months to make this decision

Jul 1

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