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Nigel Farage: "Yes, I was racist in high school, but only in a warm, cuddly way"
When about 20 of Nigel Farage’s former school mates accused him of racism, you would think our next prime minister would frantically deny the…
Nov 26
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Politician jailed for taking bribes from Russia instead of Israel
The disgraced former leader of Reform Wales has been jailed for ten and a half years after taking £40,000 in bribes from Russia.
Nov 21
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Shabana Mahmoud announces that she is actually Nigel Farage wearing a latex mask
For the longest time, Labour said: “You can’t change things unless you win power” and the moment Labour won power, the one thing it changed was… itself…
Nov 20
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It turns out President Trump is the Throat Goat
If you’re a normal person, you probably assumed Trump’s biggest concern was that the Epstein files would confirm he is a paedophile.
Nov 16
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Fledgeling leftist party wages gruelling, principled war... against itself
The fledgeling party from the Independent Alliance of MPs might not have a name yet, but it is already fighting for its principles… by waging a…
Nov 15
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Devastatingly, the US could be about to do a Prince Andrew on President Trump
You’re probably still reeling from the monarchy stripping Prince Andrew of his titles just for being a paedophile, but I’m afraid the news could be…
Nov 13
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Morgan McSweeney searching for someone even less principled than Starmer to take over as prime minister
Shadow prime minister Morgan McSweeney has become so disillusioned with his choice of puppet prime minister, Keir Starmer, that he has finally decided…
Nov 12
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We're pretending the BBC is left wing so Trump can coup it like a Latin American country
In the biggest national scandal of recent days, the BBC accidentally veered from its usual practice of smearing the left and slightly misrepresented…
Nov 11
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Trump considering regime change war in New York after voters make the wrong choice
New Yorkers have caused dismay and bemusement in the White House after forgetting how democracy is supposed to work.
Nov 5
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Huge concern in New York that Zohran Mamdani could make food and childcare affordable
New York has gone to the polls in the mayoral election and there is huge concern that Zohran Mamdani could win and fulfil his Islamist agenda of making…
Nov 4
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Elon Musk shares terrifying story of UK that he entirely made up
Kind-hearted billionaire Elon Musk is so concerned about the UK that he has made up a story to illustrate how bad things are.
Nov 3
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Andrew Windsor no longer a prince after King notices his brother is a nonce
Andrew Windsor is no longer a prince after the King noticed that his brother is a nonce, many years after the rest of us.
Nov 1
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