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Man arrested for "anti-paedo hate crime" after heckling King
In a disgusting hate crime, a man has heckled our noble King, just because he happens to have a paedophile brother.
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Sir Keir Starmer makes impassioned defence of Prince Andrew
Sir Keir Starmer is facing pressure from the very worst members of parliament to strip Prince Andrew of his royal titles.
Oct 22 • 
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Kair Starmer hopelessly confused after Maccabi Tel Aviv fans banned from football match... in Tel Aviv
It’s a matter of days since the most sensible prime minister ever declared it is antisemitic to ban Israeli hooligans from a football match.
Oct 20 • 
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It is now antisemitic to object to Israeli football hooligans causing violence in your city
Aston Villa football club caused outrage when it banned Maccabi Tel Aviv fans from an upcoming UEFA Europa League match.
Oct 18 • 
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Israel tortured Greta to demonstrate what it means by "world's most moral army"
The first time Israel abducted Greta Thunberg, it abandoned its principles by giving her and her crew mates the gentle treatment because it thought it…
Oct 16 • 
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Netanyahu furious as Hamas releases hostages, leaving him with no excuse for genocide
Benjamin Netanyahu is said to be furious after Hamas took away his excuse to commit genocide by releasing all of the hostages.
Oct 13 • 
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Venezuelan woman who begged Trump to bomb her country wins Nobel Peace Prize
María Corina Machado has become the first person since Barack Obama to win the Nobel Peace Prize for doing absolutely nothing.
Oct 10 • 
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President Trump set to become first known sex offender to win Nobel Peace Prize
In hugely exciting news, President Trump could be about to smash a glass ceiling by becoming the first known sex offender to be awarded the Nobel Peace…
Oct 9 • 
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World's most moral army beats tiny autistic girl for trying to feed hungry babies
The world’s most moral army overcame a terrifying confrontation with the terrorist leader known as Greta Thunberg when they captured the Global Sumud…
Oct 5 • 
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Panic in Israel as Hamas agrees to release all of the hostages
In a worrying turn of events, Hamas has agreed to release all remaining prisoners in accordance with Donald Trump’s peace proposal.
Oct 4 • 
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UK home secretary decides that protesting against genocide is insensitive towards Jews
A couple of days ago, a terrorist slaughtered two British Jews in a horrific attack at a Manchester synagogue that every right-thinking person condemns.
Oct 3 • 
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Israel makes heroic interception of terrorist flotilla carrying deadly weapons such as baby formula and medicine
Not for the first time, Israel has made a heroic interception of a terrorist flotilla carrying deadly weapons such as baby formula and medicine.
Oct 2 • 
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