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President Trump skips son's wedding to attend his latest staged assassination attempt
President Trump has explained that he was sadly unable to attend his son’s wedding in the Bahamas because the date clashed with his latest staged…
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Cuba invades United States to “Liberate the American People” and “Restore Democracy”
The Republic of Cuba has launched a ground invasion of the United States in its mission to free Americans from decades of tyranny, economic neglect, and…
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Proud day for Israel as the Epstein lobby defeats Thomas Massie in Kentucky primary
There were celebrations across Tel Aviv last night as AIPAC candidate Ed Gallrein defeated Thomas Massie in the Kentucky primary.
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Andy Burnham promises "real change" by delivering Starmer's policies with a Mancunian accent
In a move described by ThinkLabour as “totally above board,” Josh Simons has graciously stepped aside to let Andy Burnham contest his Makerfield seat in…
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Muslim socialist destroys New York by taxing the rich, eliminating the deficit and improving public services
Newly elected Mayor Zohran Mamdani—better known as Muslim al-Socialist to everyone who remembers what America used to be—has single-handedly ruined the…
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Man in silly outfit cheerfully announces new age of authoritarianism on behalf of prime minister everyone hates
Yesterday, an unelected man sat in the unelected House of Lords, wearing a silly hat and the skin of several small, furry animals that made him look…
May 13
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Conspiracy theorists insist aliens aren't real as President Trump releases UFO files
For months, I’ve been telling you lot that UFO disclosure is coming.
May 9
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Keir Starmer stunned to discover local elections were held yesterday
A furious Sir Keir Starmer has demanded answers after hearing the news that local elections were held yesterday, despite his personal decision to…
May 8
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SHOCKING SCANDAL: Zack Polanski changed his name in 2002 to avoid a £3.50 library fine
Millions of impressionable voters will soon be heading to the polls, dreaming of saving the planet, hugging trees, and finally getting proportional…
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I don't wish to alarm you, but Fox News says Iran has "kamikaze dolphins" strapped with explosive vests
In a bombshell exclusive from our friends at Fox News, it has been revealed that Iranian kamikaze dolphins have not only closed the Strait of Hormuz…
May 4
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Israel intercepts flotilla near Crete to save Palestinian children from food and medicine
Israel says it has intercepted a flotilla of 22 boats near Crete and detained 178 terrorists under suspicion of attempting to supply food and medicine…
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King Charles and President Trump to set up "new Epstein Island" with retirement home for Prince Andrew
King Charles and President Trump have announced a landmark transatlantic partnership to establish Little St James 2 — a tax-payer funded paradise for…
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