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Government announces exciting plan to put spyware in every device that can't be removed
All of us agree that the one thing the government could do to solve the cost of living crisis and make life bearable for everyone is to put surveillance…
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Trump hopeful land attacks on Venezuela will distract from release of Epstein files
President Trump has decided to launch land strikes against Venezuela to stop people talking about the embarrassing stuff in the Esptein files.
Dec 16
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Patriot who tragically died while hanging flag on lamp post to be given state funeral
Somebody’s drunk uncle has died on his patriotic mission to save his neighbourhood from foreigners by tying flags to lamp posts.
Dec 12
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Prince Andrew hugely relieved to be kept out of grooming gang inquiry
When the government announced it was launching an inquiry into grooming gangs, there was huge concern about which grooming gangs would be targeted and…
Dec 11
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Four European countries forced to make way for Asian country in Eurovision
Four European countries have been forced to make way for an Asian country in the Eurovision Song Contest.
Dec 6
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Labour government bans asylum seekers from taking taxis to hospitals
If an aslylum seeker visits a hospital, the biggest concern is that their journey is as uncomfortable as possible.
Nov 29
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Nigel Farage: "Yes, I was racist in high school, but only in a warm, cuddly way"
When about 20 of Nigel Farage’s former school mates accused him of racism, you would think our next prime minister would frantically deny the…
Nov 26
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Politician jailed for taking bribes from Russia instead of Israel
The disgraced former leader of Reform Wales has been jailed for ten and a half years after taking £40,000 in bribes from Russia.
Nov 21
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Shabana Mahmoud announces that she is actually Nigel Farage wearing a latex mask
For the longest time, Labour said: “You can’t change things unless you win power” and the moment Labour won power, the one thing it changed was… itself…
Nov 20
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It turns out President Trump is the Throat Goat
If you’re a normal person, you probably assumed Trump’s biggest concern was that the Epstein files would confirm he is a paedophile.
Nov 16
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Fledgeling leftist party wages gruelling, principled war... against itself
The fledgeling party from the Independent Alliance of MPs might not have a name yet, but it is already fighting for its principles… by waging a…
Nov 15
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Devastatingly, the US could be about to do a Prince Andrew on President Trump
You’re probably still reeling from the monarchy stripping Prince Andrew of his titles just for being a paedophile, but I’m afraid the news could be…
Nov 13
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