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FBI announces Prince Andrew is "no longer a paedophile" as Epstein investigation concludes
Air Miles Andy is a free man!
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FBI announces Prince Andrew is "no longer a paedophile" as Epstein investigation concludes
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Innocent Prince Andrew paid off (and bumped off) a woman he never met for nothing
Sucks when this happens, doesn't it?
Jul 9 • 
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Innocent Prince Andrew paid off (and bumped off) a woman he never met for nothing
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Members of Epstein client list confirm missing minute on Epstein video is not suspicious
I find this reassuring, don't you?
Jul 8 • 
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Members of Epstein client list confirm missing minute on Epstein video is not suspicious
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Norman Tebbit has been reunited with his close friend Margaret Thatcher… in Hell
It's okay, they've privatised the furnaces
Jul 8 • 
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Norman Tebbit has been reunited with his close friend Margaret Thatcher… in Hell
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US president meets with Donald Trump at the White House
US president Benjamin Netanyahu has met with his lovely assistant Donald Trump at the White House.
Jul 8 • 
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US president meets with Donald Trump at the White House
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Lisa Nandy hopes to ban Glastonbury and change BBC leadership for Israel
This should increase her chance of becoming prime minister
Jul 7 • 
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Lisa Nandy hopes to ban Glastonbury and change BBC leadership for Israel
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FBI insists it's definitely not covering up for the non-existent clients of Jeffrey Epstein
This is totally not suspicious
Jul 7 • 
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FBI insists it's definitely not covering up for the non-existent clients of Jeffrey Epstein
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Israel furious after cancelling Bob Vylan, only for them to top the charts
How dare they refuse to be cancelled
Jul 6 • 
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Israel furious after cancelling Bob Vylan, only for them to top the charts
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Rev. Sue Parfitt just weeks away from developing a nuclear bomb
We need to find that enriched uranium fast
Jul 6 • 
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Rev. Sue Parfitt just weeks away from developing a nuclear bomb
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Counter-terrorism police have heroically arrested the leader of Hamas UK
She is an 83-year-old priest with a walking stick
Jul 5 • 
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Counter-terrorism police have heroically arrested the leader of Hamas UK
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It's now terrorism to protest against arms manufacturers who blow up kids
It's also terrorism to give the impression you support the protesters
Jul 5 • 
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It's now terrorism to protest against arms manufacturers who blow up kids
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Some good news...
I don’t post personal updates on here often because as a satirical site, it really wouldn’t make sense.
Jul 1 • 
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