Sitemap - 2024 - Normal Island News
There will never be another year as brilliant as 2024...
Israel is pretending Palestinian hospital director is Hamas to justify kidnapping and torturing him
A reading of "Apparently, the BBC has a guy whose job it is to cover for Israel"
Apparently, the BBC has a guy whose job it is to cover for Israel
The war on Christmas has reached its inevitable conclusion
Reading of "Media deeply confused after discovering Germany terror suspect is a Zionist"
Media deeply confused after discovering Germany terror suspect is a Zionist
A reading of "Luigi Mangione could face death penalty for killing member of wrong demographic"
Luigi Mangione could face death penalty for killing member of wrong demographic
Reading of "Prince Andrew has done something even worse than being a nonce"
Reading of "Elon Musk confident his purchase of the UK will go as well as his purchase of Twitter"
Elon Musk confident his purchase of the UK will go as well as his purchase of Twitter
Prince Andrew has done something even worse than being a nonce
Israel destroys Syrian navy due to concerns of underwater tunnels
US appeals court upholds TikTok ban to avoid upsetting Israel
South Korean dictatorship tragically ends after just six hours
Israel is only breaking the ceasefire agreement with Lebanon about 20 times day
Government explains euthanasia is brilliant for reducing benefits bill
France officially declares that Netanyahu is above international law
Senator Lindsey Graham promises to destroy the UK economy if we arrest Netanyahu
ICC declares Netanayhu and Gallant are NOT above international law
UN report accuses Israel of "genocide" just because it has admitted to genocidal actions
Sky News apologises for telling the truth about Israel
The United States of America's smartest ever man becomes president again!
Israel secures victory over the biggest terrorists in Gaza: aid workers
South Africa thinks it knows a thing about apartheid and genocide for some reason
Israel reeling after attack on Iran ends in humiliating failure
The real victim of genocide is the man who crushed people with bulldozers
Brave IDF soldier explains he had no choice but to shoot terrifying toddler
Everyone who opposes genocide is bad
The government is going after the real scroungers: people with mental health conditions
Government responds to al-Aqsa hospital attack by sanctioning... Iran
Israel is making it extremely hard for us to keep lying for it
Israel hopes to put American on death row for doing journalism
Here is why nuclear war would be a brilliant idea
IDF uses Irish UNIFIL troops as human shields in Lebanon
Hugely exciting World War III updates
Israel says Iran's attack on its air bases failed because it didn't kill any civilians
Today is not a day for satire, it's a day for serious talk
Prime Minister makes hilarious joke in response to 16,000 children dying
Israel is escalating to de-escalate and I'm fucking for virginity
Starmer explains there would be no point being PM if he couldn't accept expensive gifts
Israel promises to not make your iPhone explode if you behave
It doesn't count as terrorism when Israel does it
Establishment admits it couped Corbyn because you're not allowed to choose your leaders
Police distraught as woman acquitted of being racist towards racist politicians
51 years ago, the only economic system you're allowed to have was born: neoliberalism
Jewish filmmaker who opposed genocide at Venice Awards condemned for anti-Semitism
US politicians who've received $100 million from AIPAC concerned about Russian interference
UK suspends 8% of arms licences with Israel, but leaves other 92% in place
Israel cares about gay rights so much, it blackmails members of the LGBT community
Counter-terrorism police focus on the real enemy: journalists with the wrong opinions
Starmer inspires the public with message that things can never get better
Kamala loves Palestinians so much she wouldn't let them speak
The nicest people on social media accuse Palestinian father of faking child's death
UK Foreign Office infiltrated by Hamas as David Lammy visits Israel
Country that killed 10% of Gaza population tells Iran killing civilians is unacceptable
After trashing UK, far right seek violence against those who "don't respect our laws"
This is undoubtedly the biggest news story of the year!
Israel killed Hamas leader due to concerns he was willing to accept a peace deal
CIA furious Maduro still Venezuelan president, despite getting the most votes
World's apartheid state takes gold in the Massacring Innocent Civilians event
IDF discovers Hamas base hidden inside ultrasound machine
Biden quits race after assassin fails to save his re-election campaign
Judge issues record jail sentences for terrorist act known as... peaceful protest
Trump chooses Vance because he couldn't find anyone with a higher opinion of him
Political violence against rich white Americans is never okay