Sitemap - 2024 - Normal Island News
There will never be another year as brilliant as 2024...
The war on Christmas has reached its inevitable conclusion
A reading of "Luigi Mangione could face death penalty for killing member of wrong demographic"
Luigi Mangione could face death penalty for killing member of wrong demographic
Reading of "Prince Andrew has done something even worse than being a nonce"
Reading of "Elon Musk confident his purchase of the UK will go as well as his purchase of Twitter"
Elon Musk confident his purchase of the UK will go as well as his purchase of Twitter
Prince Andrew has done something even worse than being a nonce
South Korean dictatorship tragically ends after just six hours
Israel is only breaking the ceasefire agreement with Lebanon about 20 times day
Government explains euthanasia is brilliant for reducing benefits bill
France officially declares that Netanyahu is above international law
Senator Lindsey Graham promises to destroy the UK economy if we arrest Netanyahu
ICC declares Netanayhu and Gallant are NOT above international law
UN report accuses Israel of "genocide" just because it has admitted to genocidal actions
Sky News apologises for telling the truth about Israel
The United States of America's smartest ever man becomes president again!
Israel secures victory over the biggest terrorists in Gaza: aid workers
South Africa thinks it knows a thing about apartheid and genocide for some reason
Israel reeling after attack on Iran ends in humiliating failure
The real victim of genocide is the man who crushed people with bulldozers
The government is going after the real scroungers: people with mental health conditions
Here is why nuclear war would be a brilliant idea
Hugely exciting World War III updates
Today is not a day for satire, it's a day for serious talk
Prime Minister makes hilarious joke in response to 16,000 children dying
Starmer explains there would be no point being PM if he couldn't accept expensive gifts
Establishment admits it couped Corbyn because you're not allowed to choose your leaders
Police distraught as woman acquitted of being racist towards racist politicians
51 years ago, the only economic system you're allowed to have was born: neoliberalism
UK suspends 8% of arms licences with Israel, but leaves other 92% in place
Starmer inspires the public with message that things can never get better
After trashing UK, far right seek violence against those who "don't respect our laws"
This is undoubtedly the biggest news story of the year!
CIA furious Maduro still Venezuelan president, despite getting the most votes
Biden quits race after assassin fails to save his re-election campaign
Trump chooses Vance because he couldn't find anyone with a higher opinion of him
Political violence against rich white Americans is never okay