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Conspiracy theorists insist aliens aren't real as President Trump releases UFO files
Keir Starmer stunned to discover local elections were held yesterday
SHOCKING SCANDAL: Zack Polanski changed his name in 2002 to avoid a £3.50 library fine
Israel intercepts flotilla near Crete to save Palestinian children from food and medicine
Trump cancels all assassination attempts this week as mark of respect for King Charles
807% of Americans think Trump staged assassination attempt so he could build a ballroom
Huge relief as America's no. 1 rapist, paedophile, and war criminal survives another shooting
President Trump died yesterday, but don't worry, he came back like Jesus
President Trump heroically saves eight AI-generated women from execution in Iran
Britain left leaderless after Sir Keir Starmer does not resign as prime minister
Palantir publishes manifesto and unveils K-800 “Democracy Enforcer” prototype
Keir Starmer says he had no idea he was prime minister when Peter Mandelson was hired as ambassador
President Trump warns Cuba just two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon
Israel hugely concerned that ceasefire could lead to outbreak of peace in the Middle East
Trump looking forward to launching Power Plant Tuesday from British military bases
The only democracy in the Middle East introduces death penalty for Palestinians, but not Israelis
IDF not joining US ground invasion because it's only comfortable fighting women and children
Possible leader of Harakat Ashab al-Yamin al-Islamia, Laura Loomer, warns of incoming terror attacks
AI clone of Netanyahu vows to continue Iran war, despite death of his mortal body
Israel confident its next AI video will prove Netanyahu is alive and doesn't have six fingers
IDF soldiers have officially been granted the right to r@pe Palestinian prisoners
Party leaders bravely U-turn on support for Iran war after noticing it was costing them votes
Women of Tehran liberated by fiery oil rain and carcinogenic smoke as their city burns
President Trump "saddened" by the loss of his favourite Brit, child killer Ian Huntley
Keir Starmer apologises to Israel for noticing Israel carried out a false flag on RAF Akrotiri
Don't worry, US troops are being told war with Iran will bring back Jesus!
Marco Rubio just admitted that Israel walked the US into war like a poodle on a leash
Israel jubilant as Iranian school girl death toll surpasses expectations with over 148 "liberated"
RIP to all the American soldiers who are about to die because Israel can't fight its own wars
Two-horse by-election race between Labour and Reform won by... the Greens
Country that has never lied about WMDs confident Iran is developing nukes
BBC issues statement explaining the "N-word" is not a slur, but "Free Palestine" is
Police willing to investigate Mandelson for anything but hanging out in a paedophile ring
It turns out being born with royal blood doesn't make you above the law any more
Starmer spied on journalists for the same reason we need online age checks: to save the children!
Ghislaine Maxwell demonstrates remarkable ability to shapeshift
We might finally have a distraction big enough to deflect from the Epstein files: aliens
Little Tommy Robinson is now a refugee after fleeing UK
Queen Elizabeth loaned £7 million to paedophile connected to sex trafficking ring
Trump declares Venezuela "liberated" now that it is sending oil to Israel
The FBI's fuck ups are making it really hard to pretend that Epstein is dead
British Prime Minister Morgan McSweeney resigns due to Epstein files
Operation Epstein Distraction finds miracle cures for every illness!
Tributes pour in as Ghislaine Maxwell sadly passes away tomorrow
I don't wish to upset you, but Epstein could bring down the British prime minister
If you thought the Epstein stuff was weird, you have seen nothing yet
Peter Mandelson has been a very naughty boy
Elon is so weird that he was even rejected by the paedophiles at Epstein Island
Trump condemns Iran for placing its country among US military bases
Americans beg Iran to intervene as death toll in Minneapolis reaches 80,000
2026: the year the World Economic Forum admitted that every conspiracy theory is real...
Bank of England making emergency plans for aliens in move that makes satirists redundant
Tony Blair appointed to Gaza Board of Peace after Satan was unavailable
Greatest ever FIFA Peace Prize winner is finally given Nobel Peace Prize by woman he bullied
Brave Iranian feminists scrawl "Trump" across their breasts while waiting for bombs to liberate them
US hoping to make man King of Iran in the name of democracy
US conquers Greenland and quickly changes mind after realising it's cold and there's nothing there
Sir Keir Starmer calls for safe and peaceful war in Venezuela
Trump abducts elderly Venezuelan couple because taking hostages is good now