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Sir Enoch Starmer promises to drown the babies of immigrants to win over Reform voters
Americans furious as Catholic church appoints pope who believes in Christianity
Israel has every right to defend itself from aid ships
US bombs coordinates in Yemen supplied by random Twitter account
It was antisemitic for Louis Theroux to interview Israeli settlers
Woman Prince Andrew has never met dies in non-suspicious circumstances
Prime minister of cold, grey island unveils daring plan to dim the sun
Pope, who controversially followed the message of Jesus, dies on Easter Monday
Supreme Court of the UK mandates genital inspectors in great day for women's rights
Devastating news about little Tommy Robinson
Planet Earth got to spend 11 blissful minutes without Katy Perry
Judge rules Mahmoud Khalil can be deported for trying to stop a genocide
Israel has identified the new leader of Hamas
Police investigating war crimes complaint as act of antisemitism
President Trump brags about his war crime and shares the evidence
Starmer sensibly agrees to fuck over the working class for Trump
Doctor cancelled by New York University for attempting to tell truth about Gaza
Snow White obviously flopped because its star opposes genocide
Clashes in West Bank as settlers lynch Oscar winner in self-defence
Israel ecstatic to have captured new Hamas leader
The free speech president is deporting everyone who disagrees with him
Scientists discover that disability does not start until the age of 22
Donald Trump's free speech plans are going extremely well...
A reading of "Government announces major plan for reduction in disabled people"
Government announces major plan for reduction in disabled people
A reading of "President Trump promises to do one of the most evil things imaginable"
President Trump promises to do one of the most evil things imaginable
A reading of "World War III is going to be brilliant actually"
World War III is going to be brilliant actually
Israel has decided to starve civilians again because it's bored of the ceasefire
Bibas family threaten to sue Israeli government because it lied about killing their loved ones
Sir Keir Starmer calls Nigel Farage "dangerous" for having exactly the same policies as him
BBC pulls documentary from iPlayer because it told the truth about Israel
Extremist judge thinks our leaders should respect the independence of the judiciary
A reading of "UK has kindly decided not to accept the refugees it helped to create"
UK has kindly decided not to accept the refugees it helped to create
A reading of "Huge pay rises coming for the most deserving workers in the country: politicians"
Huge pay rises coming for the most deserving workers in the country: politicians
The best way to make young people love neoliberalism is to call them morons
Awkward scenes as Israel's propaganda bot rebels and tells the truth
China has broken the AI market by offering a better product for free
All of your favourite unelected bureaucrats have met in Davos again
Here is everything that is going in the world right now
Glimmers of hope in the darkest of times...
A reading of "Mark Zuckerberg is pretending that he is opposed to censorship now"
Mark Zuckerberg is pretending that he is opposed to censorship now
A reading of "British man could face five years in prison for practising journalism"
British man could face five years in prison for practising journalism
A reading of "Elon Musk wants Nigel Farage and Tommy Robinson to run the UK"
Elon Musk wants Nigel Farage and Tommy Robinson to run the UK