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How to Get Rich Quick by Lady Michelle Mone
Most principled man in politics demands policy he opposed under Corbyn
DoJ proves Trump is not a paedo by redacting 90% of Epstein files
Government announces exciting plan to put spyware in every device that can't be removed
Trump hopeful land attacks on Venezuela will distract from release of Epstein files
Patriot who tragically died while hanging flag on lamp post to be given state funeral
Prince Andrew hugely relieved to be kept out of grooming gang inquiry
Labour government bans asylum seekers from taking taxis to hospitals
Nigel Farage: "Yes, I was racist in high school, but only in a warm, cuddly way"
Shabana Mahmoud announces that she is actually Nigel Farage wearing a latex mask
It turns out President Trump is the Throat Goat
Fledgeling leftist party wages gruelling, principled war... against itself
Devastatingly, the US could be about to do a Prince Andrew on President Trump
We're pretending the BBC is left wing so Trump can coup it like a Latin American country
Trump considering regime change war in New York after voters make the wrong choice
Huge concern in New York that Zohran Mamdani could make food and childcare affordable
Elon Musk shares terrifying story of UK that he entirely made up
Andrew Windsor no longer a prince after King notices his brother is a nonce
Man arrested for "anti-paedo hate crime" after heckling King
Sir Keir Starmer makes impassioned defence of Prince Andrew
It is now antisemitic to object to Israeli football hooligans causing violence in your city
Israel tortured Greta to demonstrate what it means by "world's most moral army"
Venezuelan woman who begged Trump to bomb her country wins Nobel Peace Prize
President Trump set to become first known sex offender to win Nobel Peace Prize
Government announces exciting plans for the nation after watching Minority Report
Starmer unveils new plan to boost his rock-bottom polling numbers: a mandatory ID system!
The rapture has arrived and Americans are hugely excited!
Trump attends palace banquet to reminisce with old friend Prince Andrew about Epstein Island
Patriots celebrate "taking are cuntry back" by crayoning red crosses on walls and pissing in public
Here is exactly how Tyler Robinson assassinated Charlie Kirk
Heroic Donald Trump confirms he was only at Epstein Island to save the girls
Jeremy Corbyn under fire after disgracefully trying to end a genocide with his "Gaza Tribunal"
URGENT: Smear needed to bring down leader who is worryingly principled
Huge confusion in UK as man with principles becomes leader of political party
Melania in mourning after President Trump is tragically found alive and well
Israel has investigated its own war crime and found itself not guilty. Again.
Israel accidentally bombed journalists in hospital and then accidentally bombed the rescuers
Lucie Connolly declares she is the UK's Nelson Mandela
As IDF achieves 83% civilian casualty rate, Netanyahu unveils plan to censor whole internet
Police confirm saying "kill 'em all" is not terrorism, but non-violently opposing genocide is
Renowned journalist explains it is "antisemitic" to oppose killing children and civilians
Israel says it cannot withdraw from Gaza until it has successfully eliminated all journalists
Police identify blind man in wheelchair as mastermind behind Hamas UK
Palestinian footballer dies of "natural causes" after bullet strikes him in aid queue
UK's homeless minister makes four people homeless so she can pocket an extra £700 in rent
President Trump courageously plans nuclear war to prevent release of Trump-Epstein files
UK government makes exciting plans to put recording devices in every car for your "safety"
Government introduces age verification so it can monitor your porn habits and censor Gaza
Establishment holds emergency meeting to come up with smear for Corbyn's new party
Trump eases everyone's suspicions by saying it's no big deal Ghislaine Maxwell is a sex trafficker
Robert Peston insists his experience of being black is identical to Diane Abbott's
Sir Keir Starmer says "women of Diane Abbott's colour should not be lecturing white men on racism"
Epstein islanders vote to block release of Epstein files that don't exist
Prison cameras went down while Ghislaine Maxwell committed suicide next week
FBI announces Prince Andrew is "no longer a paedophile" as Epstein investigation concludes
Innocent Prince Andrew paid off (and bumped off) a woman he never met for nothing
Members of Epstein client list confirm missing minute on Epstein video is not suspicious
Norman Tebbit has been reunited with his close friend Margaret Thatcher… in Hell
US president meets with Donald Trump at the White House
FBI insists it's definitely not covering up for the non-existent clients of Jeffrey Epstein
Iranian women truly feel liberated after being bombed by American female B2 pilot
Terror in New York as Muslim who cares about the poor wins mayoral primary
Trump has started World War III to stop the Epstein client list being made public
Serial child rapist avoids prison after agreeing to bomb mountain
Israel says it is keeping Rima Hassan because hostage taking is only wrong when Hamas does it
Israeli warship wins terrifying sea battle against Hamas naval group known as "Freedom Flotilla"
UK and France U-turn on plans to recognise Palestine due to Mossad blackmail
Dawn French arrested by counter-terrorism police after Zionists deemed her apology "insufficient"
Hamas offers to mediate peace talks between Trump and Musk
Elon says he was happy to work for paedo until the government contracts dried up
We're saying nice things about the Liverpool driver now that he is white British
British patriots distraught to hear the Liverpool driver was not in fact a Muslim immigrant
Sir Enoch Starmer promises to drown the babies of immigrants to win over Reform voters
Americans furious as Catholic church appoints pope who believes in Christianity
US bombs coordinates in Yemen supplied by random Twitter account
Woman Prince Andrew has never met dies in non-suspicious circumstances
Prime minister of cold, grey island unveils daring plan to dim the sun
Pope, who controversially followed the message of Jesus, dies on Easter Monday
Supreme Court of the UK mandates genital inspectors in great day for women's rights
Devastating news about little Tommy Robinson
Planet Earth got to spend 11 blissful minutes without Katy Perry
Judge rules Mahmoud Khalil can be deported for trying to stop a genocide
Police investigating war crimes complaint as act of antisemitism
President Trump brags about his war crime and shares the evidence
Starmer sensibly agrees to fuck over the working class for Trump
Doctor cancelled by New York University for attempting to tell truth about Gaza
Snow White obviously flopped because its star opposes genocide
Clashes in West Bank as settlers lynch Oscar winner in self-defence
Israel ecstatic to have captured new Hamas leader
The free speech president is deporting everyone who disagrees with him
Scientists discover that disability does not start until the age of 22
Donald Trump's free speech plans are going extremely well...
A reading of "Government announces major plan for reduction in disabled people"
Government announces major plan for reduction in disabled people
A reading of "President Trump promises to do one of the most evil things imaginable"
President Trump promises to do one of the most evil things imaginable
A reading of "World War III is going to be brilliant actually"
World War III is going to be brilliant actually
Sir Keir Starmer calls Nigel Farage "dangerous" for having exactly the same policies as him
Extremist judge thinks our leaders should respect the independence of the judiciary
A reading of "UK has kindly decided not to accept the refugees it helped to create"
UK has kindly decided not to accept the refugees it helped to create
A reading of "Huge pay rises coming for the most deserving workers in the country: politicians"
Huge pay rises coming for the most deserving workers in the country: politicians
The best way to make young people love neoliberalism is to call them morons
China has broken the AI market by offering a better product for free
All of your favourite unelected bureaucrats have met in Davos again
Here is everything that is going in the world right now
Glimmers of hope in the darkest of times...
A reading of "Mark Zuckerberg is pretending that he is opposed to censorship now"
Mark Zuckerberg is pretending that he is opposed to censorship now
A reading of "British man could face five years in prison for practising journalism"
British man could face five years in prison for practising journalism
A reading of "Elon Musk wants Nigel Farage and Tommy Robinson to run the UK"
Elon Musk wants Nigel Farage and Tommy Robinson to run the UK